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Ghost Coach’s saga defies logic, linear time, and several international laws. After Nate Semprebon and Kiel Williams wrote their earliest songs while stranded on an uncharted island during a month-long bioluminescent lightning storm, their haunting demos attracted an immediate cult following. But internal pressures mounted when their label — an offshore shell corporation run entirely by AI — fired Nate as lead singer for failing to meet cryptic sales benchmarks. In a desperate bid for novelty, Kiel’s cat, Lionel, was installed as frontman after a surprisingly successful vocal test involving a pitch-shifting harmonizer and a bowl of milk.

Lionel’s unexpected charisma rocketed the band to viral fame, landing him a lucrative hosting gig on House Flippin’ Kittens, a surrealist home improvement show that aired exclusively on pirate streaming networks. Meanwhile, Kiel, ever the fashion visionary, anchored the band’s image with his signature three-piece corduroy suit, blues hat, and Tevas — a combination that fashion historians now refer to as "disconcertingly prophetic." But behind the fame, Lionel spiraled into a world of high-stakes gambling, bathtub gin, and unsanctioned late-night mahjong tournaments.